Nailing the perfect mani/pedi
One of the most important skills that a skinnyflint can acquire is learning to do a spa-quality mani/pedi at home. Watching my sleek, polished fingernails flip through Black’s Law Dictionary delights me to no end; even better is the thrill I get from slipping on a cute pair of sandals that show off my brightly colored toenails. Being well manicured makes me feel posh and pulled together in a way that nothing else can. Yet professional mani/pedis can cost a pretty penny; even the cheap places in West L.A. charge $25 per session. That adds up to $1300 per year if you go once a week; $650 per year if you go biweekly. With that as your nail budget, think about how many bottles of OPI polish you could buy!
The skinnyflint in me prefers to do this at home. Not only do I save tons of money, but I also don’t have to worry about getting staph infection (which is becoming increasingly common at nail salons). Over many years I’ve settled on a DIY mani/pedi routine that takes a minimal amount of time (1 hour, tops) but still manages to feel luxurious. I’ve found that my DIY pedicures tend to last about 2 weeks, but I do need to change my fingernail polish about once a week (this is due to the fact that fingernails grow about twice as fast as toenails).
I do fingers and toes at the same time in order to save time.
So here goes:
1. Remove old polish from fingers and toes using a cotton ball and nail polish remover. Time: 1 minute. Cost: $0.99 for a bag of cotton balls, and $0.99 for polish remover, which can last for up to a year.
2. Trim nails with a nail clipper. Nails can then be shaped with an emery board by filing across in one direction, and then gently rounding the edges. For toenails, the length should be just below the tips of the toes; for fingernails, anything goes! I think that short fingernails (filed just below the tips of the fingernails) tend to look classiest. Time: 5 to 10 minutes. Cost: $1.25 for a pack of 15 Trim brand emery boards.
3. Buff fingernails with a nail buffer. After trying many different kinds, my hands-down favorite is Revlon’s Crazy Shine buffer. Time: 5 minutes. Cost: $2 for the buffer (it’s $3 and I used a $1-off coupon). NOTE: Steps 2 and 3 can be performed while watching a trashy TV show.)
4. Soak fingers and toes in warm, soapy water for at least five minutes. Time: 2 to prepare the soaking water; 5 minutes to relax and enjoy. Cost: virtually free.
5. Apply cuticle remover to fingers and toes; wait 30 seconds and then push back cuticles with an orange stick. Time: 3-4 minutes. Cost: $5 for cuticle remover. NOTE: Be careful to keep cuticle remover away from both your eyes and your pets! My tube of cuticle remover warns that the gel can cause blindness. Yikes!
6. Slather hands and feet with exfoliating cream and rinse off. Scrub off calluses on feet with a pumice stone or foot file. Time: 5 minutes. Cost: $5-7 for exfoliating cream; $5 for a pumice stone. Check out Ross Dress for Less for great deals on mani/pedi products.
7. Massage lotion or cream into hands and feet. Time: 2 minutes. Cost: $5-10 for a tube of hand lotion.
8. Clean nails again using a cotton ball and nail polish remover. The goal is to remove any oils that the skin cream may have deposited on your nails so that the polish can adhere better. Time: 1 minute.
9. Separate toes using a twisted strip of paper towel. I find manufactured toe separators horribly uncomfortable and avoid them like the plague. Time: 1 minute.
10. Time to paint! Apply basecoat; allow to dry for 2 minutes. Then do two thin coats of color, waiting about 2 minutes between coats. I’m told that the secret is to coat each nail using three strokes (one stroke down the middle of the nail, and then one stroke on each side), but I’m never quite able to pull that off. So I just try to make sure that the whole nail surface is covered, but not swimming, with polish. Time: 5 to 10 minutes. Cost: $2-10 per bottle of nail polish.
11. Watch a movie or go for a long, leisurely walk as the paint dries. Just don’t use your hands! Time: 1 hour. Cost: free.
12. Back home, apply a quick-drying top coat. Time: 1 minute.
You’re done, and the whole process took less than an hour (minus the drying time, of course)! Next week, you can keep it simple: your pedicure is likely still pristine, so leave it alone. Your manicure, on the other hand, is chipped and battered, but under your polish, your nails are still in excellent shape. You can simply remove the old polish and apply a new color (see Steps #10 through 12) without going through the whole rigamarole.
Because I save so much money by doing my own nails, I do feel justified splurging on nail polish colors every once in a while. My favorite brands are OPI, Essie, Revlon and NYC Quick Dry Nail Polish. As with all things, I NEVER pay full price for nail polish; I always use coupons when picking up drugstore brands & I’ve found ways of getting discounts on the higher-end brands. My secret: an independent beauty store near my office sometimes reduces prices on OPI and Essie by up to 60%, and that’s when I pounce. In fact, just this very evening on my way to exercise class, I picked up 2 bottles of OPI polish for $3.99 each (normal retail price is usually $9). In this way I’ve amassed quite an amazing collection of colors that I hope will last me a long time. Happy polishing!
-Posted by P